Tits & Ass is a collection of some of the worst offenders, like the uncouth dik-dik, polluting the African plains with his bile, or the ahole fish, sullying the otherwise pure waters of Hawaii with crass missives. Then there are the animals of questionable morals including the shag, fluttering her wings at the large cock she's spotted parading around the coop. Instead of washing out their cages, perhaps their owners should have washed their mouths out with soap and water.
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DR ROBERT TIERGARTEN is one of the leading experts in Animal Linguistics, and is head of the Association of Natural Animal Languages. He specializes in unusual animal phenomena and his thesis on petrified male chickens, where he spent two years surrounded by rock-hard cocks, is considered by many to be a seminal work.�
