With two front covers, this title contains 30 stories for male and female readers alike. Girls' Night Out introduces female authors including Josie Lloyd and Kathy Lette. Boys' Night In features authors such as Mike Gayle and Emlyn Rees.
| Acknowledgements | |
| Foreword | |
| Girls' Night Out | |
| Red Letter Day | p. 3 |
| Mother Figure | p. 27 |
| No Strings Attached | p. 45 |
| When The Fat Lady Sings | p. 65 |
| Art Lover | p. 87 |
| Home and Dry | p. 101 |
| Revenge | p. 121 |
| Delivering Happyware | p. 137 |
| The Alma Club | p. 157 |
| An Ode to the Barbie Doll on Her 40th Birthday | p. 177 |
| Love is Science Fiction | p. 185 |
| What Goes Around ... | p. 199 |
| Stone Money | p. 211 |
| Changing People | p. 229 |
| There Is a God | p. 249 |
| The Fortune Teller | p. 265 |
| Weddings and Wonderbras | p. 279 |
| The Masturbation Map | p. 297 |
| For a Few Dollars Whore I: The Madam/For a Few Dollars Whore II: The Gunslinger | p. 313 |
| Boys' Night In | |
| Introduction | |
| Foreword | |
| Boys Night In | |
| Grumpus | p. 3 |
| The Deck Hangers | p. 21 |
| Last Glance Back | p. 43 |
| Little Boots - An Unfairy Tale | p. 63 |
| Bighead | p. 85 |
| Actually, twenty-three beers will not improve your judgement | p. 103 |
| Chapter and Verse | p. 115 |
| Ultimate Um | p. 133 |
| Green | p. 151 |
| Obedience | p. 169 |
| Relative Madness | p. 189 |
| Enfemme | p. 211 |
| Forwards | p. 227 |
| Boy's Night in | p. 247 |
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